1. reblog this. you never know when someone might need it.

    modestxwolves:

    how to keep seabears away

    • no playing the clarinet. 
    • Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey.)
    •  Don’t stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
    •  Don’t ever eat cheese. (Cubed, sliced is fine.)
    •  Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion. 
    • Or clown shoes. 
    • Or a hoop skirt. 
    • And never 
    • evER 
    • EVER 
    • SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE

    (via rockinichigo)