dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
(via kaibas-pants)
Sam: That is a pretty great idea actuall—
Dean: I can’t even be around the damn thing most of the time, now you want us to get another?!
Dean: No!
Sam: How about a dog…?
Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.
Woah man, that art is sick.
(via captainhumphrey)
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
(via captainhumphrey)
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)
“The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer they way they do.”
Inspired by x
(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)
I hit like a raging bull
Anointed by the blood, I take the reins
(via captainshroom)
do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?
for example
“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”
I can’t believe I understood all those words
(Source: faithreaper, via thedetectiveandtheblogger)
| People: | You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud. |
| Me: | At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit. |
I need a moment to process this
ARE U SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW
(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)
offering sexual favors in exchange for oreos and milk
How you doin’
(via universal-cynic)
