i want this so bad!
this is literally a plastic bag with a zip
(Source: sarahalldolledup, via atomic-demonic)
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I REQUIRE THINGS THAT TASTE LIKE CINNAMON AND CHOCOLATE CAKES
SOMEONE QUENCH MY DESIRES/
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So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.
(via atomic-demonic)
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Ringo, this is Franzi, Franzi, this is Ringo.
have fun, kids
[I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING]
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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god I wish there was a spider in my room.
for some unknown reason my room has been attracting bugs as of late and the worst are these tiny mother fucking flies that I cant fucking get rid of!
I really just want a spider to take up shop in one corner of my room so I don’t have to deal with this bullshit anymore.
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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
(via universal-cynic)
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its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
(Source: okhazel, via universal-cynic)
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Tomorrow is a huge day!
A BRAND NEW Episode of Immersion will premiere at 3 PM Central starring our new lab rats, Michael and Gavin, and the all-new 2014 Kia Forte!(Source: michaeljonessexual, via suchirolle)
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Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old... →
I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”
“That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because it doesn’t matter. Sap happens.”
Love this! How quickly we grow up and lose perspective.
(via universal-cynic)
